Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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