tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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