Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Church boner. Awkwardddd
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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