I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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