At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
It's just like the Real World with babies
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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