Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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