dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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