Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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