Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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