quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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