The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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