I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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