3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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