I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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