a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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