All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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