But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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