dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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