I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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