She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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