I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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