i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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