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(310): View more from California

I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble

(1-310): View more from California

Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo

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(970): View more from Colorado

If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it

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(614): View more from Ohio

Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...

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(440): View more from Ohio

As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.

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(312): View more from Illinois

My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.

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(509): View more from Washington

Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it

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