ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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