She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
this will be a night to untag.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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