Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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