I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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