My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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