Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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