Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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