So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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