There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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