im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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