i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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