update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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