This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize
