i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Is Oprah even human
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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