So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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