i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
even my farts smell like vagina
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
