all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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