24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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