Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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