I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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