Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I wish there were birth control emojis
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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