I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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