Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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