You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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