I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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