One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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