508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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