yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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