Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize