If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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