She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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