please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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