no. you can't hotbox the world.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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