His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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