your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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