You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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